Black Bird

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mechafaux:

iveechan:

*screams*

I WANT TO HUG HIS BIG FLUFFY HEAD FOREVERRRr

He’s all ‘HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET A DOG INSIDE THIS MACHINE’

(Source: josies-silly-gifs, via alphabootycall)

timetravelanddonuts:

Bunnies object to studying because it takes time away from bunnies.

(via alphabootycall)

shadowstiles:

I’m not sure anyone hears what you hear

(via obrojobs)

Anonymous asked: I was called gibby for two years because my friends walked in on me having a shirtless dance party and this was when icarly was cool

all-studioghibli:

HAHAHA OMG that’s great gibby

Anonymous asked: I fell walking down the stairs at graduation!! T-T

all-studioghibli:

Are you Jennifer Lawrence

Anonymous asked: this one time i went to the grocery store and tried to get some stuff out of the freezer section, and it was stuck, and i pulled too hard and knocked over the aisle behind me, which set off a domino effect and crashed the last two aisles of the store all to pieces with junk everywhere, and I cried and ran and I"m so glad that was in another state because I'm never going back the past is in the past

all-studioghibli:

HAHAHA I thought that was just in tv shows i can’t believe that actually happened you’re so dumb omg

Anonymous asked: Once I was in a Wendy's with a class after a field trip. We were discussing the most creative possible crime we could pull of in their. It went on for a while. I whispered to my brother, "Knock out employees and workers, grind them, sell them to stoned people in the drive through as burgers." Everyone heard me though. They don't talk to me anymore. I guess that was too creative for them.

all-studioghibli:

THATS SO MORBID

Anonymous asked: WHEN I WAS 10 I TOLD MY MOM I WAS GONNA SEDUCE HER SO SHE'D BUY ME HAMBURGERS BUT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SEDUCE MEANT

all-studioghibli:

So were you able to get her to buy you hamburgers

Lying in bed coughing up a lung and this song comes on.

Lying in bed coughing up a lung and this song comes on.